Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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