the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
