I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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