I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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