dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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