Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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