casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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