Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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