Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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