you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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