a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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