Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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