Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I need water and some morals
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