On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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