Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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