I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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