She's JV to your varsity
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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