No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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