I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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