It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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