you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
