How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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