whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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