Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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