Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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