margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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