Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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