grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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