He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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