do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Randomize
