I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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