i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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