Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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