Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
COCAINE IS GR8
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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