Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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