Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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