im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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