the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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