Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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