8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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