wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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