YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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