can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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