Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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