I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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