singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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