we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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