I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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