Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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