carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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