great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He better not be in your backpack
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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