Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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