marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My pussy is not your playground.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Randomize