every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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