just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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